With so many of The Hunger Games ever. However, though many of the characters are sadistic and selfish, they’re also pretty dumb, and many of them would probably end up inadvertently killing themselves.
But some of the characters would fair pretty well too, and whether it’s an irate Scotsman out for revenge, the nice neighbor with a dark side, or a psychotic clown, it’d make for one of the most entertaining battles royale.
Mr. Burns
As Mr. Burns is one of the greatest cartoon villains out there, one would expect the billionaire tycoon to go all the way and reach the end, but with all of his power and money stripped away from him, he has absolutely nothing. He is a frail old man and he even struggles to walk without breaking a bone.
The only reason people are scared of him and do as he says is that they live in fear of losing their jobs, but when Burns is thrown into a battle royale with those very people, he won’t last two seconds.
Moe Szyslak
Moe is only one rung up the ladder from Ol’ Gil, and in many ways, they’re almost the same person. Moe is down on his luck, constantly depressed, and if it wasn’t for his tavern, he’d be utterly hopeless.
If Moe was thrust into the Hunger Games arena, he would probably sit on a rock and wait for somebody to find him and put him out of his misery. Moe might be an angry person and is always honest and blunt about how he feels about people, but he’s not a fighter.
Homer
Homer is the dopiest and clumsiest character in The Simpsons, and he has already died in the show on countless occasions, whether it was accidentally self-inflicted, murder, or from being catastrophically unhealthy.
Considering that Homer doesn’t take care of himself, it’d probably only be ten minutes within the deathmatch starting when he gives up and accepts his fate. And even if he did try to put up a fight, the character is slow, weak, and dumb, and the other opponents will see him coming from a mile away.
Marge
Marge has shown that she can be brave and smart in the past, but she just has too many traits that would set her back and slow her down. Not only does she have terrible vision, but no amount of camouflage is ever going to keep her hidden when she has two-feet of blue hair on her head.
Not only that, but the stress of her marriage and delinquent children have caused her to have mental breakdowns in the past, and the Hunger Games aren't any less stressful.
Fat Tony
With all of his illegal gambling, racketeering, and loan shark businesses, Fat Tony is one of the most intimidating characters of the show.
The cigar-smoking gangster might not be able to move all that fast, but he wouldn’t be scared in the least to take anybody’s life in the Hunger Games arena. They say the first kill is always the hardest, but as Fat Tony surely has a massive kill count, he’ll be trigger-happy in the arena.
Ned Flanders
The happy-go-lucky neighbor to the Simpson family might not seem like he could hold his own in the Hunger Games for very long, as he’s a sweater-wearing wet blanket, and considering how religious he is, he probably wouldn’t hurt a fly.
But there’s a side to Ned that fans rarely see. First of all, underneath that green sweater, Flanders is absolutely shredded, and he looks like he’s strong enough to survive in the Hunger Games woods for a long time. On top of that, in “Hurricane Neddy,” the character becomes full of rage, something that he has repressed for years, so given the right circumstances, Ned does have what it takes.
Groundskeeper Willie
Just like Ned, Groundskeeper Willie is another character who is surprisingly ripped, but that’s what’ll happen when gardening and taking care of the school grounds for years.
Willie is an angry character and his blood often boils from the children of the elementary school, and taking part in the Hunger Games is actually something that the Scotsman would love to volunteer as tribute for, especially if some of the kids are involved. Being so aggressive and almost feral-like, Willie would get far in the arena, but he’d probably trip up from how quickly he acts on his instincts.
Sideshow Bob
Being one of the best recurring characters because he’s the most maniacal, Sideshow Bob would very much enjoy taking part in the battle royale. Sideshow Bob has often conjured up ingenious plots to murder his fellow Springfield civilians, so the Hunger Games is nothing out of the ordinary for him.
He’s a self-proclaimed genius, graduated from Yale, and he has a Ph.D., so he has the brains to survive long enough. However, though he’s often gotten pretty far with his schemes, he has always gotten caught at the last minute, sometimes even by kids.
Bart
Given that Bart is pretty much the only character to have a weapon, his trusty slingshot, and that he generally takes it with him everywhere he goes, he already has one up on everyone else. But the 10-year-old isn’t afraid to go out of his comfort zone either.
He’s into extreme sports, and though most people don’t know it, he is multilingual and he has the best driving record in the family. And after 30 years of being choked out by Homer, it’s a given that he must have built up quite a pain tolerance too.
Lisa
Lisa might not have the agility of some of the other characters and she isn’t as outgoing as Bart, but she has proved time and time again how brave she can be. Not only that, but she is a genius and has the highest IQ of all the characters.
Battling it out in the Hunger Games arena isn’t always about how fast or strong an opponent is, but it’s about outsmarting the other players and crafting weapons from what can be found in the arena. And considering how basically every Simpsons character has a fairly low IQ except for Lisa, the odds are pretty much in her favor.