Bravo provides one constant we can always rely on: the Real Housewives franchises. Earlier this month, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which premiered this week.
Since the first episode of RHOBH has been released, fans and podcasters can officially jump back into the weekly routine of obsessively dissecting these women and their wild antics. Here are ten great quotes from the season 10 premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
"Fashion Week And Erika Jayne: It's A Perfect Marriage."- Erika Jayne
Like bread and butter or Kelly Bensimon and jelly beans, Erika Jayne and fashion week synonymously go hand-in-hand, and the "Pretty Mess" queen surely owns it! While strutting her stuff in a dominatrix-adjacent outfit, Erika tells the camera: "fashion week and Erika Jayne: it's a perfect marriage."
The RHOBH star performer made her debut on Broadway this year as Roxie Hart in the classic musical Chicago, which she gives a nod to in her season 10 tagline which reads: "break a leg? Not in these heels, honey!"
"Once One Of My Kids Found My Vibrator In My Bag."- Garcelle Beauvais
So far, the RHOBH fanbase has reacted positively to the cast's newest addition: model and actress Garcelle Beauvais. Denise explains she and Garcelle go way back during a scene at an NYC nightclub where these two ladies reminisce and bond over their love for neat tequila. As Garcelle and Denise openly talk about sex, Garcelle confesses: "once one of my kids found my vibrator in my bag."
We then get a scene of Garcelle's assistant laughing as she discovers a black vibrator in her luggage, to which Garcelle explains: "I have a black one and a white one depending on how I feel." It's refreshing to see sex positivity flowing from our newest housewife, who continues to poke fun at the vibrator in a confessional when she says "I took a black vibrator because I was going to New York I was thinking urban... no, I'm kidding!"
"He's Probably Drunk And Stoned."- Kyle Richards
During a cast trip to Hawaii last season, there's an excellent scene featuring Mauricio at their sit-down dinner stoned out of his mind. Bravoheads lost their minds over Mauricio and his silly stoner antics, eating up his oblivious confusion with a spoon. While the quote alone evokes no excitement, taking Mauricio's Hawaii escapades into paints a colorful picture of how intoxicated he must be back home.
Kyle and Mauricio have an adorable FaceTime conversation as she warns her husband to take good care of the dogs, and fans get a small glimpse into the wild party being thrown at the Umansky residence!
"It's Not Stripping If You Leave Your Bathing Suit On."- Denise Richards
As Erika explains her days of go-go dancing to the other women, she's reluctant to bring them to the club in New York where she used to dance, but Erika has one housewife she'll never have to worry about offending: Denise Richards. While wide-eyed Rinna contemplates her daughter dancing on stage, disaffected Denise is cooler than a cucumber as she explains, "It's not stripping if you leave your bathing suit on."
Hardcore Denise wants to go big or go home-- either go to a fully-nude strip club or move on!
"I'll Have A Vodka Club Soda, Three Squeezed Lemons, Carcass Out."- Dorit Kemsley
Dorit always gets teased on her mixed-bag accent, but this time, it's her choice of words that cause confusion and laughter. At Kyle's dinner party the night before her show, Dorit goes to the bar and orders a drink: "I'll have a vodka club soda, three squeezed lemons, carcass out." Perplexed, Kyle's daughter Alexia asks "carcass out?" wondering what Dorit is talking about.
Dorit semi-explains that she prefers to have her lemon wedges turned inside out, though the origin of "carcass" remains a mystery. Alexia then orders her drink, and pokes fun at Dorit: "can I get Casamigos Soda, three limes, carcass out?"
"You Lost To A Pregnant Woman!"- Kyle Richards
During Kyle's pre-show dinner party, she announces Teddi and something she has to share. Teddi reveals to the rest of the women that she's pregnant with her third child, which she's over-the-moon about. The ability coach and fitness guru could've kept her pregnancy secret indefinitely, considering how active and motivated she is.
Erika reflects on the bike ride she took with Teddi earlier that day, itting the pregnant housewife kicked her ass! Teasingly, Kyle throws in, "you lost to a pregnant woman!" which gives everyone a good chuckle.
"So This Is How Kyle Pays Me Back For Saving Her Entire Show? I Get Clown Shoes?!"- Dorit Kemsley
Beverly Beach founder Dorit Kemsley is no stranger to setting up a flawless fashion show, and she generously donated her time and efforts into making sure Kyle's first show went off without a hitch. That being said, Dorit felt a bit overlooked, especially when she noticed her runway look included a pair of shoes two sizes too big. After shooting down the idea to stuff the shoes with insoles, Dorit is offered a pair of hideous shoes that look more appropriate for bowling than NY fashion week.
"It's Not About Me, It's About Kyle. Even Though Everything's About Me, I'm Trying To Make This About Kyle."- Lisa Rinna
If there's one thing Lisa Rinna will always stand by, it's her self-adoration and dedication. The Beverly Hills housewife is all about shamelessly plugging her self-promotion and self-love, believing everyone should be a little bit more selfish. That being said, Rinna has a huge, generous heart and loves to and build up her friends.
As she's trying on her runway look, Rinna its: "It's not about me, it's about Kyle. Even though everything's about me, I'm trying to make this about Kyle." One of the best qualities Lisa Rinna possesses is her brazen self-awareness.
"I Would've Liked To Seen Erika In Something Else. I Thought It Was A Little Frumpy Looking. There, I Said It. Is She Behind Me?"- Garcelle Beauvais
As the models and housewives make their way down the runway, Garcelle and Sutton Stracke observe with front-row seats, and had some less-than-positive remarks about some of the women! During a confessional, Garcelle comments: "I would've liked to seen Erika in something else. I thought it was a little frumpy looking. There, I said it. Is she behind me?"
Though it may have come off catty, any true fan can tell Garcelle was prompted by a producer to say something about Erika's look.
"We Were All So Happy That Day... It's... It's Actually Hard To Even Imagine How Terrible Things Would Soon Become."- Kyle Richards
As Kyle's first runway show ends with major success, the ladies give her a group hug which ends on a freeze-frame, followed by an ominous confession from Kyle. "We were all so happy that day... It's... It's actually hard to even imagine how terrible things would soon become," she quietly announces, then a black screen with the words "in December, Denise stopped shooting with the group" appears.
Just how soon will everything crumble and unfold?