Summary

• Constantine ruthlessly burns Batman and billionaires.
• The warlock's humorous ission of needing alcohol to tolerate Batman adds a new layer to their dynamic.
• Their mutual dislike for each other showcases a need for more stories featuring the antagonistic duo of John Constantine and Batman.

WARNING: Potential Spoilers For Batman / Dylan Dog #3!

Batman to a burnt crisp, and one of his most devastating lines about the Dark Knight has gotten even better with time, as Hellblazer further exposes his thoughts on the Caped Crusader. After this new (and hilarious) interaction between the two, one thing is certain: Constantine and the Batman need more page-time together for the sheer antagonistic entertainment factor.

In Hellblazer: Rise and Fall #3 by Tom Taylor and Darick Robertson, Constantine delivers a scathing comment about the obscenely wealthy, stating that "billionaires are the most worthless people on the planet." With this simple statement, Constantine takes aim at characters like Tony “Iron Man” Stark, Oliver “Green Arrow” Queen, and Bruce Wayne.

These heroes have long been associated with their wealth, which plays a significant role in their operations. However, Constantine's new criticism in Roberto Recchioni, Werther Dell'Edera, Gigi Cavenago, and Giovanna Niro's Batman / Dylan Dog #3 goes beyond the mere judgment of personal finances, offering a more personal attack on The Dark Knight.

John Constantine its That He Has to Be Drunk in Order to Work With Batman

In Batman / Dylan Dog #3, John Constantine s forces with Batman and Dylan Dog. Despite being allies, the trio of heroes have vastly different personalities, leading to occasional squabbles among them. In one memorable scene, Dylan, frustrated with Batman's 'know-it-all' attitude, turns to John and asks, "How do you put up with this guy?" Constantine's response is both amusing and revealing: "I try not to be sober when I meet him... doesn't make it better, but it helps." With this witty remark, John essentially its that he needs to be intoxicated to tolerate interacting with Batman.

With Constantine's hatred for billionaires and his candid ission about needing to be intoxicated to tolerate Batman, it's evident that the Dark Knight isn't among John's favorite individuals. Bruce's decision to ignore John's comment about needing to be drunk to interact with him further underscores the tension between them. Despite Batman recognizing Constantine's expertise in the occult, it's apparent that he isn't a fan of the warlock either, adding an extra layer of complexity to their dynamic, which makes it increasingly entertaining.

DC Needs More John Constantine and Batman Stories Purely For the Antagonistic Entertainment Value

This interaction not only highlights Batman and Constantine's mutual dislike for each other but also emphasizes the need for more storylines featuring the two heroes due to their hilariously antagonistic dynamic. John has a unique ability to humble Bruce in a way that no other hero seems capable of, especially since the ing of Alfred Pennyworth in the main continuity. Without Alfred to keep Bruce's ego in check, Constantine could be the perfect fill-in. However, only time will tell if Batman and John Constantine will embark on more adventures together.

Batman / Dylan Dog #3 is available now from DC Comics!