Watching Ted Mosby narrate to his two children how he met their mother was a favorite past time for most of us, between 2005 and 2014. Those who had not watched the show were an utter shock to their friends, and they resorted to binge-watch How I Met Your Mother, just to fit in the gang!
To make the story of 5 best friends drinking every night at their favorite bar, MacLaren’s, an Irish bar in the middle of New York, more interesting, the writers kept us hooked with amazing and interesting stories and drama surrounding the 5 friends. Ted Mosby was a hopeless romantic who made very weird relationship mistakes such as saying the L-word on a first date. He also had really strange one-night stands, Trudy being the most notable one.
Barney Stinson was a pathological liar, a serial playboy with witty catch-phrases, who was obsessed with suits and often challenged himself to bizarre tasks, also struggling with abandonment issues. His to-be girlfriend, Robin Scherbatsky, was struggling news anchor of Canadian origin, who loved dogs, hated children and fell for peculiar bed tricks such as the ‘naked man’. Lily and Marshall were relationship goals, bringing an excellent balance to the number of failed relationships the show had. Despite these amazing storylines, the writers sometimes went overboard and really did not make sense with their twists and turns.
Here are 20 Storylines The Writers Want Us To Forget.
Ted Joking That Tracy Was The Mother
In episode 9 of season 1, Ted narrates to his kids about his encounter with a stripper. She first introduced herself as Amber, which was her stage name, then revealed that her real name was Tracy. As the scene ends, Teds tells his children that that was the true story of how he met their mother.
The writers did this as a joke to trick the kids and viewers that Ted’s wife was once a dancer. While we don’t judge the kind of job she did before meeting Ted, we were confused many seasons later when it was revealed that the mother’s name was indeed Tracy, and it was never confirmed if she was a dancer in the first place. What was the point of the joke, really?
The ‘La Vie en Rose’ Song
Evidently, Robin and Tracy were Ted’s greatest romantic interests in the series. While the two had a special place in Ted’s heart, we don’t quite understand why the writers had to relate the ‘ La Vie en Rose’ song with the two ladies. We first heard the song in season 1 when Ted and Robin shared a New Year’s kiss. As they kissed, the song played in the background, sealing their romantic moment.
A few seasons later, Ted recalled the first night he ever heard Tracy sing. She sang ‘La Vie en Rose’, and although he had heard play a million times over after that night, that first night was his favorite. They should have just left it as Robin’s song and found something from Tracy’s playlist, after all, she was a musician, she could have played a whole list of different songs.
Lily Breaking Off Her Engagement With Marshall
Marshall and Lily were college sweethearts, and it was love at first sight, a relationship that led to a very funny engagement that left Lily with a black eye. All was rosy until the writers decided to break-off the two in a very heart-wrenching manner. Suddenly, Lily had the urge to move to focus on her art, causing her to move to San Francisco. This led to one of the worst and emotional moments on HIMYM when Lily broke up with Marshall.
What followed was an emotionally-torn Marshall who was a shadow of his former self. He was a wreck for a while before the writers decided to bring back Lily 6 months later. All that agony was uncalled for!
Marshall’s Family Not Attending The Wedding
After the completely unwarranted breakup, Lily and Marshall got engaged again and planned their wedding, getting married in season 2. In both episodes 21 and 22 of the same season when the wedding happened, we didn’t see Marshall’s family despite being introduced to them in season 1.
We understand that there was a bit of drama as Marshall’s mum, Judy Eriksen, did not like Lily. Well, she liked her at first, until when Lily visited them in St. Cloud and she learned that Lily did not plan on taking the Eriksen name, even after Judy was kind enough to give her a Mrs. Eriksen apron. Lily also sort of hated the Eriksen family for loving too much mayonnaise and being huge, she could not imagine a huge baby. That aside, these were still not reasons enough for Marshall’s immediate family to miss the wedding.
Lily Saying That Her Dad Would Not Pay For A Second Wedding
The story behind Lily, her dad, and the wedding was pretty confusing. In episode 18 of season 2, Lily responded to a joke, stating that her dad would not pay for a second wedding. Was this implying that he was paying for the first one?
Anyway, what was more perplexing is why the writers would lead the character Lily to say that, yet Lily and her dad had an estranged relationship, and he was not even invited to the wedding! In addition to that, the joke was quite inappropriate as Lily’s dad was an unsuccessful board game inventor, who consequently had tons of financial problems. So how could he have paid for Lily’s wedding even if they were on good ?
Simon’s Band’s Name
Robin had a very interesting life back in Canada, part of which she was embarrassed about and was a source for many jokes. An integral part of her past was Simon, her ex-boyfriend. In season 3 episode 16 dubbed, ‘Sandcastles in the Sand’, we were again treated to Robin’s past. Robin Sparkles was an artist, singing alongside her then-boyfriend Simon.
In season 3, episode 16, Simon appeared again, this time with a band known as the ForeSkins. Robin introduced him to the gang and Ted jokingly inquired what the cheeky band name meant, and Simon said that they were four of them shirtless. If this were the case, then the band should have been The Four Skins?
Robin Claiming She Didn’t Play Team Sports
Season 1 was also the story of how Robin ed the gang, and we got to know her deeper. In episode 6 of the season, Robin claimed that she never played team sports, only participating in Tennis in high school, where she could not even stand playing doubles. This story suited her character, as Robin seemed like a pretty independent lady that did not like being in a group.
Seems later on the writers thought that this was a mistake, just 14 episodes later, when Robin said that she missed her high school prom because she had a field hockey game. Also, in season 4, we saw a flashback of her kissing one of her ice hockey teammates. So what was the point in season 1 episode 9?
Robin being With a certain man
The naked man was a move to get ladies to sleep with a man, a stunt that allegedly worked 2 out of 3 times. Robin once went back to her apartment with a guy who pulled this move on her, and she ended up spending the night with him.
When the whole gang heard this story, they all, including Marshall, shamed Robin for being among the two out of three! This was quite annoying, and misogynistic, especially because Barney had slept with tones of women, probably three-quarters of New York, and no-one ever put him down. We, later on, saw Lily, Barney, and Ted attempt the naked man move. Really now?
The Scale
The hot/crazy scale and cheerleader effect are arguably two of Barney’s most popular theories. While the cheerleader effect had a good point, we were a bit confused by the scale at some point, when Barney or the writers so to speak, tried to force circumstances.
When describing to the gang the hot/crazy scale, Barney explained the Vicky Mendoza diagonal, getting his axes wrong. He implied that she would hurt him with a fork making her less attractive, and then get a boob job which would make her less crazy, while the truth was a fork would make her crazier, and a boob job would make her hotter.
Ted and victoria
The Robin-Ted-Victoria triangle was a mess! Ted first started dating Robin, quickly falling in love with her. Robin, however, did not want to rush into a relationship, suggesting that they become friends instead. Ted complied, moving on with his search for the perfect mate. He then met Victoria, who introduced herself as Buttercup at Stuart and Claudia’s wedding, using her Bakery’s name as a pseudo in order to flirt and have fun with Ted.
Ted, later on, discovered her real name, tracked her down and they began a relationship, which unfortunately became long-distance when Victoria was accepted into a cooking fellowship in . During this time, Ted lied to Robin that he had broken up with Victoria, just to sleep with Robin. Victoria and Ted broke up as a result of the cheating, only for them to make up 6 years later, then Ted breaking her heart again, over Robin!