Summary
- Chandler Bing's sarcastic wit and quick one-liners made him one of the funniest characters in television history.
- Chandler's humor often hid his more serious side, particularly in his romantic relationship with Monica and his loyalty to his friends.
- Matthew Perry's portrayal of Chandler is a lasting legacy, with his memorable quotes still recited by fans today.
Following the sad ing of Matthew Perry, many fans have looked back on his beloved work on Friends and some of the best Chandler Bing quotes from the series. Perry's Emmy-nominated role as Chandler created not only one of the most popular characters on Friends but also one of the funniest characters in the history of television. His sarcastic wit and endless one-liners made for some of the best moments in the series and provided fans with memorable quotes they still recite to this day.
While Chandler was known for his humor, there are also some key Chandler Bing quotes that highlight his more serious side, be it through his romance with Monica or just being a great friend. They are a key part of Chandler's greatest moments which should be celebrated. Perry's ing was a devastating loss for fans of the show, but he has helped to ensure his legacy with some of the most memorable Chandler quotes from Friends.
"Why Is Your Family Ross?"
The One with Joey's New Brain (Season 7, Episode 15)
While Ross was initially skeptical about Monica and Chandler being in a relationship, he eventually came around and even embraced them. Unfortunately, his plans for their wedding present are not what they were hoping for as they hear him incompetently practicing the bagpipes in the hopes of playing at their wedding. When Monica tries to blame it on Chandler since his family is Scottish, Chandler throws it right back at her by pointing out that her family is Ross. It is a hilarious display of Chandler's incredibly quick wit.
"Oh, No! Two Women Love Me. They’re Both Gorgeous And Sexy. My Wallet’s Too Small For My Fifties, And My Diamond Shoes Are Too Tight!"
The One with the List (Season 2, Episode 8)
While Chandler is not always great at giving emotional to his friends, sometimes his biting sarcasm is the kind of wake-up call they need. When Ross finds himself stuck between being with Rachel or Julie, he complains about the situation to Chandler and Joey. However, Chandler shows no sympathy for what seems like a pretty great problem to have. What makes the quote funnier is how it is not so much about Chandler making Ross feel better, but rather Chandler complaining about his own life.
“I Say More Dumb Things Before 9 A.M. Than Most People Say All Day.”
The One With The Fake Party (Season 4, Episode 16)
Not all of Chandler's jokes are winners, but in his eyes, sometimes it is just the effort that counts. When Phoebe walks into the apartment in a bad mood, she knocks over a cereal box and Chandler makes a comment about a "cereal killer." When Monica calls out the lame joke, Chandler gives this explanation, taking pride in the fact that he is willing to put more stupid ideas out in the world than anyone else. It is an interesting perspective that makes his constant quipping seem more endearing.
"We’re Too Good. We Owe It... To Sex!"
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS (Season 5, Episode 4)
Chandler was never a ladies' man like Joey, but he did find that he had amazing chemistry with Monica. However, when Chandler finds out that Monica considers him the best person she has ever slept with, the information goes to his head, causing him to make a fool of himself and anger Monica. Chandler makes a lot of mistakes over the course of the series, but this quote shows how he can use his humor and his honesty to make it up to Monica while keeping their romance strong.
"No, You Didn’t Get Me! It’s An Electric Drill, You Get Me, You Kill Me!"
The One with Frank Jr. (Season 3, Episode 5)
Chandler and Joey get into a lot of hijinks in their apartment, but sometimes Joey's recklessness is too much for Chandler to handle. That is part of what makes them such a great pair as Joey's mishaps always lead to some hilarious reactions from Chandler. When Joey is doing some work in the apartment, a drill comes from Chandler's wall, just missing his head. Joey apologetically asks if he got Chandler, but the worked-up Chandler hilariously points out they wouldn't be having this conversation if he did.
"Hi, I’m Chandler, I Make Jokes When I’m Uncomfortable."
The One with the Proposal (Season 6, Episode 24)
Some of the best Chandler Bing quotes are ones that speak to why he is so much fun as a character. When Monica and Chandler run into her ex-boyfriend Richard, Chandler cannot stop himself from making awkward jokes and then introduces himself in this very self-aware way. It is hard to argue with Chandler's assessment here, as he is often seen as someone who is insecure and doesn't handle discomfort well, quickly resorting to his comedy as a defense mechanism.
"Yes, It Was Very Sad When The Guy Stopped Drawing The Deer."
The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (Season 6, Episode 14)
Another sign of Chandler's struggles with emotional maturity is seen in the episode "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry." When the group finds that Chandler is not in touch with his sensitive side enough to actually cry, they begin criticizing his robotic nature. Joey suggests how unbelievable it is that Chandler didn't cry when Bambi's mother died. Chandler's suggestion that it was simply a moment "the guy stopped drawing the deer" is a great example of how his dry perspective on the world leads to some hilarious observations.
"No. Interestingly Enough Her Leafblower Picked Up."
The One with the Evil Orthodontist (Season 1, Episode 20)
Joey often brings out the funniest Chandler Bing quotes, making them perhaps the best duo in the series. They work so well comedically because Joey's oblivious nature often sets up Chandler's sarcastic comebacks, showing that he has little time to deal with his friend's thick-headed ways. When Chandler calls a girl and gets her machine, Joey attempts to clarify that it was her answering machine, leading to Chandler poking fun at the unnecessary question with this absurd comeback.
“Was That Place The Sun?”
The One with Ross's Tan (Season 10, Episode 3)
The friends like to give each other a hard time, especially when they do something embarrassing. Unfortunately for Ross, he is often on the receiving end of most of this ridicule, as he constantly finds himself in ridiculous mishaps. When Ross has an unfortunate incident at a tanning salon, he comes back looking far more tanned than he planned. Anticipating the comments, Ross begins to explain that he was recommended a good place to get a tan before Chandler butts in with this hilarious sarcastic comment.
"Until The Age Of 25, I Thought The Only Response To ‘I Love You’ Was ‘Oh Crap.'"
The One With the Tea Leaves (Season 8, Episode 17)
The relationship between Monica and Chandler was not only one of the best storylines in the series, but it also provided Chandler with the first real relationship of his life. He has been shown to have commitment issues and immaturity in the past, but it is not due to a lack of love he is willing to give. This quote is the kind of self-deprecating humor Chandler is known for, but it is also a sad reflection on where a lot of his relationship issues come from and his fear of being unloved. It makes the fact that he finds true love with a best friend all the sweeter.
