The HBO Max sequel A Christmas Story Christmas continues the funny and memorable story of the original, with Ralphie Parker coming home to Cleveland with his own family. Each year, everyone has a collection of holiday movies that they like to watch, and A Christmas Story is definitely part of that group.
The most beloved Christmas films have heartfelt plots about appreciating loved ones and finding purpose in the busy season, but they also include some hilarious quotes. From Kevin McAllister's joyful solo holiday in Elf, there are many festive movie quotes that get funnier with every viewing.
"I'm Eating Junk And Watching Rubbish."
Kevin is excited to be on his own in Home Alone (1990).
While Kevin McAllister understandably becomes afraid of the Wet Bandits casing his house, he's thrilled to be spending Christmas by himself at the beginning of Home Alone. In one of the most unforgettable scenes, he makes himself a massive ice cream sundae and watches an action movie that he knows his parents wouldn't approve of.
Kevin is still in shock that no adults are coming by to stop him from doing whatever he wants. This quote is humorous since it speaks to the complete freedom that he feels. For once, Kevin can forget about his mean siblings and have some fun without being judged or insulted. Kevin's words are a sweet reminder of how young he is.
"Put That Cookie Down. Now!"
Howard is annoyed with his neighbor Ted in Jingle All The Way (1996).
Howard Langston is desperate to buy a toy named Turbo-Man for his son Jamie in Jingle All The Way. His journey is full of obstacles, including his neighbor Ted Maltin who loves Howard's wife Liz. When Liz bakes cookies that Ted enjoys, Howard yells.
Jingle All The Way is a so bad it's good Christmas movie, and Howard's dislike of Ted is so over-the-top and intense that it's hard not to laugh. Howard's frustration at the hustle and bustle of this time of year is evident in how upset he gets about a cookie.
Scott: "Hey, Charlie, You Know How To Call 911?"Charlie: "Sure. 911."
Scott and his son plan for an emergency in The Santa Clause (1994).
In The Santa Clause, Scott Calvin connects with his son Charlie and the two have a lot of fun as Scott takes on the duty of being Santa. When they find Santa Claus on their roof, they're both surprised, and the characters have a hilarious conversation about calling for help.
Charlie's reply is perfect and innocent since kids take things literally and often sound logical and rational, even in strange and confusing situations. It's a light-hearted moment when Scott is overwhelmed and scared.
"You Sit On A Throne Of Lies."
Buddy calls out a department-store Santa in Elf (2003).
When Buddy sees a department store Santa Claus in Elf, he's shocked and appalled since he knows that this isn't the real one. As everyone looks on in horror, Buddy shouts the worst insult that he can think of at the man.
While there are countless humorous quotes in Elf, like Buddy saying that he knows Santa, this one is particularly special. Buddy is experiencing a range of emotions. He's excited to meet his family and live in New York for a while, but he's also terrified of how new everything is.
"Oh, My God, I Shot My Eye Out!"
Ralphie re using a BB gun in A Christmas Story (1983).
Throughout A Christmas Story, Ralphie dreams of receiving a BB gun for the holiday, and his spirit is crushed as people keep telling him "You'll shoot your eye out." When he finally gets one and uses it in his backyard, he ends up getting himself in the glasses, and he realizes that their advice was wise.
One of the best 1980s Christmas movies, A Christmas Story shows how innocent and meaningful this holiday is for kids. Ralphie is relatable as he feels that everything will be okay in his world as long as he gets the gift that he wants. He doesn't think about the consequences and just wants to have fun.
"I'm 10 Years Old. TV's My Life."
Kevin checks into a hotel in Home Alone 2 (1992).
If it's hilarious to watch Kevin eat junk food and set up traps for the Wet Bandits in Home Alone, it's just as memorable to watch him stay at the Plaza Hotel in New York City. When Kevin tells an employee that of course, he can work the TV, his enthusiasm for TV is funny and realistic.
When Kevin is left to his own devices, he immediately watches movies and eats candy and ice cream, proving how innocent his dreams are thanks to how young he is. It's no wonder that Kevin charms the hotel staff and makes them think that it's normal for him to check into a hotel by himself.
"Ma'am, I'm 8 Years Old. Do You Think I Would Be Here Alone? I Don't Think So."
Kevin goes food shopping in Home Alone.
Kevin is one of the best child movie characters and he's incredibly likable in the first film. When he buys some groceries and the cashier is concerned about him being there without a parent, Kevin convinces her that of course it's fine.
Kevin's delivery is so solid and confident that he manages to be convincing. Kevin shows his lovable personality as he realizes that he shouldn't be alone, but he's proud of how well he's managing to take care of himself.
"No, Aunt Bethany, Those Are The Christmas Lights."
Clark and Bethany chat in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989).
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation has a script packed with jokes, and when Clark Griswold's aunt Bethany asks "Is your house on fire?" Clark responds as if everything is perfectly fine. Of course, one of the most memorable scenes is when the Christmas tree is lit on fire thanks to Uncle Lewis.
As the movie goes on, Clark becomes more and more committed to having a great holiday, and he looks wild and intense every time something goes wrong. It's hard to think of another festive film where a family experiences so many chaotic mishaps.
Sophie: "She Has More Marshmallows Than I Do."Graham: "No, She Doesn't. You Each Have Five. ... You Have Five Too."
Amanda spends time with Graham and his daughters in The Holiday (2006).
The Holiday is a favorite thanks to the two love stories that happen at the same time, and Amanda has a great time getting to know Graham and his young daughters Sophie and Olivia. When one complains that her sister was given more marshmallows on her hot chocolate, Graham hilariously puts out the fire and tells Amanda that he gave her the same number.
The Holiday has relatable quotes, including Graham helping his daughters feel that they are being treated equally, which is a common parenting struggle. The movie has a lot to say about being vulnerable and starting over, but this is a funny scene of a family enjoying the holiday season.
"My Father Worked In Profanity The Way Other Artists Might Work In Oils Or Clay."
Ralphie re his foul-mouthed old man in A Christmas Story.
While Ralphie's adventures are chaotic and endearing, he also loves his family. Ralphie's scenes with his parents are some of the most special parts of A Christmas Story. When Ralphie reflects on his childhood, he shares that his old man used to swear a lot, which fits the bold tone of the movie.
What makes this movie such a favorite is the sharp, funny dialogue. No one would expect Ralphie and his family to sound so blunt and harsh all the time, since the movie is an otherwise heartwarming one, and that's what makes this quote so special.
